Well at least golf is still important, until Thursday night when the NFL starts, then we will have college and pro football and golf may not seem as important to sports viewers.
unmarried men were waiting to tee off
when the starter walked up to them and said, "You see that beautiful
blonde practicing her putting?"
"Her? Wow, she is beautiful," they all said.
"She's a good golfer," he continued, "and would like to hook up
with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play
with you? She won't hold you up, I promise." They looked at each other and
said, "Sure! She can join us." Just as the starter said, the woman
played well and kept up. Plus, they kept noticing, she was very attractive.
When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer, she'd
break 80 for the first time. "Guys, I'm so excited about breaking 80 that
I have to tell you something. I had a great time playing with you. I can tell
you all really love golf. I want you to know that I'm single and want to marry
a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt
correctly and I make it, I'll marry whichever of you was right!"
All three jumped at the opportunity. The first one looked over the putt and
said, "I see it breaking 10 inches left to right." The second looked
it over from all sides and said, "No, I see it breaking eight inches right
The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, "Pick it
up. It's good!"